{"id":838,"date":"2010-12-31T19:03:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-31T19:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/?p=838"},"modified":"2025-08-04T16:33:20","modified_gmt":"2025-08-04T15:33:20","slug":"kryten-in-a-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/kryten-in-a-box\/","title":{"rendered":"Kryten in a box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I have tried to be as active as little as possible on the net while on holiday, I wanted to get online to quickly say Happy New year to both of you who read this.<\/p>\n<p>So happy new year to you etc&#8230;  also to post up a couple of shots of this chap.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/krytenfront.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/krytenfront.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"krytenfront\" width=\"245\" height=\"500\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 245px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 245\/500;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOriginally from 1993, this is a (rather dusty) Sevans model of Kryten from Red Dwarf (as if you didn&#8217;t know) which has been sitting in a box for several years after I moved to Ipswich and left Manchester.   He followed mum to Wales and has been sitting playing with his groinal attachment for some time, but was rescued the other day when I dug him out and dusted him off.  This was an excellent kit which wasn&#8217;t given enough coverage and I was always proud of his paint job (I think I was about 15\/16 at the time).<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s also special for one other reason.  He is signed by Robert Llewellyn when I went to hear him give a talk in Manchester one year shortly after I made the kit.  I remember him bringing one of the masks from the series to the talk and me waving the silver marker pen at him and hoping he wouldn&#8217;t drop the kit (thankfully he didn&#8217;t) and i&#8217;m pleased to see the signature has stayed on the kit.  What ever pen it was has done well.  Other than that I have very little memory of what happened besides me sitting on the stairs in the Dillons bookshop where the talk was given.<br \/>\n<br style=\"clear-both\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/krytenback.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/krytenback.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"krytenback\" width=\"235\" height=\"500\" class=\"size-full wp-image-841 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/krytenback.jpg 235w, https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/krytenback-141x300.jpg 141w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 235px) 100vw, 235px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 235px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 235\/500;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br style=\"clear-both\" \/><br \/>\nI can&#8217;t remember the reason for the talk but it could have been to promote <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Man-Rubber-Mask-Robert-Llewellyn\/dp\/0140235752\">The man in the rubber mask<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Thin-Was-Filthy-Haired-Robert-Llewellyn\/dp\/0140250824\">Thin he was and filthy haired<\/a> a book I cannot think about without getting a sudden craving for Batternberg cake.  Even now i suddenly want some.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kryten-up-close.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kryten-up-close-300x282.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kryten up close\" width=\"300\" height=\"282\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-842 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kryten-up-close-300x282.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/kryten-up-close.jpg 750w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/282;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br style=\"clear-both\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As well as Kryten I&#8217;ve also uncovered a copy of &#8216;The man in the rubber mask&#8217; signed the same day and with an added bonus of a train ticket dated the day of the signing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/book-and-ticket.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/book-and-ticket-300x249.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"book and ticket\" width=\"300\" height=\"249\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-861 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/book-and-ticket-300x249.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kirkd.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/book-and-ticket.jpg 600w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/249;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The rail ticket is dated 18th May 1994 in case anyone cares.<\/p>\n<p>Good lord I keep some daft stuff.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I have tried to be as active as little as possible on the net&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[64],"class_list":["post-838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-red-dwarf"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.8 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"While I have tried to be as active as little as possible on the net while on holiday, I wanted to get online to quickly say Happy New year to both of you who read this. 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